Pick Up Lines (Test and See)

 Lines For your relatioship:  A lot of times you don’t know what to say to him or her to make her smile. Some relationship are broken by this, so some pick up lines will be of use to you.So it is our duty to give you the best to boost your relationship. The word relationship is very essential and also broad but what we mean is Love, feeling and romance. Try to boost your relationship.

  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d make your bed rock.
  • Damn, Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic.
  • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
  • Dis is da 1st time I’ve met some1 as beautiful as u, it’s going 2 b da last.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is dat just my heart taking off?
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  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • If u were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry 4 fear of losing u.
  • (Guy) Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Girl) Why? (Guy) I looked at you and dropped mine.
  • You look like my type, nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What’s wrong with my clothing?) They’re still on.
  • I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
  • Hey Baby, do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
  • I could conquer da world wid jst 1 hand as long as u were holding da other.
  • Listen to this, my buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I�ll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
  • (Man) Excuse me, want to dance? (Woman) No. (Man) Maybe you didn’t hear me… I said you look fat in those pants!
  • I’d love you like a snowstorm: I’d give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn’t be able to leave the house for 3 days.
  • How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
  • This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
  • I’m Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
  • You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
 Lines For your relatioship
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
  • May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?
  • If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  • Don’t you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level?
  • So, I finally found you…the girl of my dreams!
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.
  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

See also: Love poem that creates memories.


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