Happy 50th Birthday Wishes And Messages

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Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

Tom Cruise, Demi Moore and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!

You are halfway to hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

We call it 50. The Spanish call it cincuenta. The Germans call it funfzig. The Kalahari bushmen don’t even have a word for numbers that big. In whatever language, it’s a birthday worth celebrating!

Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.

Happy birthday and congratulations, you’re halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.

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Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.

Funny 50th Birthday Messages

Don’t ever bother spending money on anti aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old timer.

Happy 50th Birthday Wishes for Friends and Family

As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!

You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn’t figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!

As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!

The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!

Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become boring by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.

Happy 50th birthday! The Romans called it ‘L’, we say ‘fifty’ and some tribes in the Amazon don’t even have a word for numbers that big. In anyone’s language, it’s a number worth celebrating.

It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.

Happy 50th Birthday

Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.

Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!

You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

I would make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a change to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!

Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties you can forget about mortgages, contraception and school fees. You’ll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you’ll have an excuse.

Congratulations on your 50th birthday. As Victor Hugo once said, “Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.” A surprisingly optimistic sentiment from the man who wrote Les Miserables and the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but grab it with both hands and run with it anyway.

Being in your 50’s is like being in your 60’s without all the perks. You have no senior citizen discounts yet. You still have to work, and you can’t get people to feel sorry for you when your back hurts. Enjoy your 50’s

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn

Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy Cope

At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie White

The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford

You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.

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After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now. – Henry Green

I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie White

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen

I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat

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Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White

At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom


Wishing you a fun-filled fabulous 50th!Hope your 50th celebration rocks—and kicks off and incredible year!

50th Birthday Wishes For Mom - Quotes & Messages

May the next 50 be even better than the first.

Wishing you life’s finest things at 50.

Here’s to 50 years of incredible you…and an incredible 50 more!

Hope your 50th is just the beginning of amazing things to come

May you wish on every candle and may all 50 of them come true.

Celebrating 50 years might take a while. Let’s get started!

Hope your 50th year is your favorite so far!

Happy 50th Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful celebration and an amazing year.50 cheers to 50 years. Let the party begin!


If you’re the new face of 50, then it’s going to be a BEAUTIFUL year!

You have so much to be proud of at 50. Congrats and enjoy!

You don’t look a day over fabulous!

You’ve created a wonderful life and a beautiful family. Congrats on 50 amazing years!

Fifty never looked so good!

You’re the youngest 50-year-old I knokYou look great for any age— and incredible for 50!

50-years-old and at the top of your game. Well done!

50 is only a number when you’re forever youngHappy 50th Birthday to one of the greatest creations of this century!


Happy 25th anniversary of your 25th birthday!

Whoever says 50 is the new 30, let’s hang out with them!

Turning 50 may be mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday, kiddo!

I would joke about you getting old, but I’m afraid you’ll laugh your teeth out. Happy 50th!

Let’s see…50 in dog years would make you…famous! For being the oldest dog EVER.

Buy the sports car, get the tattoo, take a trip, learn something new. Let the midlife crisis ADVENTURE begin!

You only turn 50 once. Make the hangover worth it!

If getting older means getting better…you’re approaching perfection!

Don’t think of it as 50. Think of it as 21 with 29 years of experience.

Fifty is the new “Who cares?” Relax, enjoy and have fun!


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