Funny Get Well Soon Messages: When someone we care about is battling with a health issue, our first reaction is usually that of concern and the desire to make them feel better. Cheer up your near and dear one by sending funny get well soon messages to make them happy during their illness.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages
Get well soon and come back. We are all waiting to know how hospital food tastes like.
Hoping for your complete recovery, because I don’t want to come to the hospital for a second time!
Writing these several lines in order to encourage you, because I know you are a nervous person. Have a very quick recovery and feel good soon.
I told your mom that I’m praying for your quick recovery. So, get well soon and make my prayers true, otherwise, I’ll stop doing so.
How long will it take to get you well? It’s raining outside and I’m missing the football game with you. Please feel good soon.
Sometimes I thought that you are some kind of invincible, but now I know that you are human too. Get well as soon as possible.
You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.
“Laughter offers you the quickest recoveries of all” – the kind of joke they tell you when you’re lying on a hospital bed with a zombie’s face. Get well soon!
Get Well Soon Funny
I had bought some of your favorite chocolates but your doctor said you are not allowed to eat them. So, will you get well soon or I eat them all?
Medicine can fix your pain but cannot fix your ugly face. So dear, don’t waste your time lying on that hospital bed. Get well and come back soon!
I know I have always told you you can rock just any clothes, but, you see those hospital overalls are the exception to the rule. Get well soon!
In as much as having you out of our hair for a while has been fun, I think it is high time we got you back. Get well soon. We miss your trouble.
Did you know that you really snore? The nurse told me the other day that the other patients could not sleep because of you. Get well. Come home. We at home are used to it.
I think I know why they often paint hospitals white. I think it has something to do with white being a good background for pictures. Put on a smile, we would take a picture once you get well enough to leave.
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I think you were the one telling me your digestive system can adapt to just any food. I think I can bet that the hospital food has proved you wrong. Get well soon, I will be waiting with fresh non-hospital food at the door.
Funny Get Well Messages
Get well soon, but I wish your crazy mind doesn’t get well at all. I like you that way.
I know you have always wanted to fall sick so that you would be served food in bed. Anyway, get well quickly.
Look at you, all dressy and still. Those who don’t know you would think you are cool-headed and well-mannered. Please, get well soon and hop out from that bed!
I have grown weary of praying for your healing. I am so coming with my healing hands to slap the sickness out from your body.
You are missing out on a lot of things. Right now, I am gobbling down your favorite food. Get well soon lest I eat all and you have nothing left.
If I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That’s why I’m praying for you to get well now!
Your mom told me you were sick, so I made you a get-well cupcake. But, I ate it, so get well.
Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.
I thought a superman doesn’t fall sick. Why did you tell me you are one and yet shivering on the bed like a leaf that caught a cold? Live up to your name by getting well soon!
Funny Get Well Soon Poems
Darling, you are my special one
You are so sweet and caring
You are so cute
I am glad I met you
I can’t imagine my life without you
I can’t regret finding you
No one can ever replace you
As I can never find someone as amazing as you
You are my special one
The one who holds my heart
You are the one whom my heart loves
You are the one whom heart yearns for
I love you so much
More than anything in this world
My love for you stretches to the stars
You are my special one
You are the one who keeps me alive
When I hold you
I don’t feel like letting you go
Your tender warm body is what I want
From the bottom of my heart
I want you to know
You are my special one
I will forever love and cherish you.
Cute Get Well Soon Funny
There is one thing you know better than anyone else – how to get sick. Just joking. Get better soon.
I’ve told you before, and I’m telling you again: come off that sickness. You’re bigger than it.
I decided to send you a get-well card, and then I realized that I don’t know what to say besides get well. So, get well!
Here are my get well wishes to you. I hate seeing you blue, so kick this bug in the butt and have a speedy recovery.
In the event that I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That is the reason I’m appealing to God for you to get well now!
Writing these several lines in order to encourage you, because I know you are a nervous person. Have a very quick recovery and get well soon.
Of all the people I expected to take a sick leave, yours came as a surprise to me. I mean, how can witless sickness touch a strong, competent, and courageous person like you?
So you have the doctor’s prescription and asked me to stay strong for you. Did you think of my feelings before falling ill? Get well first and we’ll talk about that.
My mom has been pretty worried about you. Kindly get well soon; I can’t deal with having another hospitalized patient to bring flowers to.
I hope you gain an extra pound or two before resuming work. That’s to make up for the times I cleared your table of the huge paperwork you should have done. To even think my mushy heart fell helplessly again for your excuse of being sick, you sly fox.
Get Well Soon Friend Funny
I know you’re lying about your illness! Get up from your bed quickly so we can go party! Feel better soon!
After swallowing all those pills a day in, day out, I doubt your tongue knows how real food tastes at this point. Get well.
In case you’re wondering, I sent those flowers for the nurse, not for you! Just kidding! Hope you feel better soon by seeing them!
I was thinking the whole night that if you weren’t that much beautiful then that virus might have left you alone. I’m so happy that I’m not good-looking like you. Anyway, get well brother.
If you haven’t eaten those ice creams without me then maybe fever wouldn’t come this severely. Happy ice cream eating now fast recovery soon.
I hope you get well soon so I can actually hug you tight without fear of breaking you, fist bump with no fear of breaking your bones, and peck you with no fear of catching a bug.
If I have to count the number of times I have imagined hearing you walk into the house, I would have been admitted into the hospital a long time ago. Please get well soon so I stop hearing things.
I wish you get well soon. Eating all the sweets and goodies brought for you has lost its appeal. Besides, I think I am getting bigger than my clothes. I cannot conquer this food mountain without you.
You really need to get well soon and come back to contribute your quota to societal development. Or at least, add to the number of people using up air outside. We need to balance these things you know.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages For Boss
This is the first time in my life I have prayed for you. Get better soon and welcome back to work.
I am tired of doing all your work, and no one is willing to step into your shoes. Get well soon boss!
I feel guilty for not visiting you at the hospital bed. It’s because I hate those places. Please get well soon
Dear boss, there is no hurry, please take your time to heal. No need of rushing to the office. Get well soon!
Doing your work has made me realize that I still have a long way to make it in my career. Get well soon boss!
We know you were not looking forward to the next general meeting; you broke your hand to avoid the meeting. Get well boss!
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This is the best time to ask for a pay raise because my get well soon wishes will make you feel better. Wishing you a speedy recovery boss!
Funny Get Well Soon Messages For A Colleague
I knew you were desperately looking for time-off, but this one seems painfully long for us. Please, dear, recover your lazy ass and come back to us!
Nothing can take you from us, as long as you have unfinished work in the office. Get well soon. Everyone is waiting for you to make a comeback!
You have always been sick. I knew it all the way. You are admitted to the hospital for the wrong reason pal. Just kidding! Get well soon!
Its been a long vacation for you. Get well now and come back. Let’s hope you don’t feel sick again after seeing the amount of work piled up for you here!
The boss won’t let you die until you finish his job. So, come back and finish it if you want to die in peace. Get well soon!