Dirty Text Messages For Him To Wake Up To

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Dirty Text Messages : Sending your man Dirty text messages can be incredibly powerful if you do it right. BUT, there is a surprisingly fine line between soundly cheesy and sounding sexy, naughty and very dirty. It is so powerful and irresistible that you just can’t stop from dropping him a text. Following are some dirty text messages that you must send him the next time you are dripping with lust.

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I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it? I’ll give you a hint. I’m texting him right now.

Confession: I’ve been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. If only there were someone to do it . . .

I’m listening to a song that makes me think totally dirty thoughts about you! If you were here we’d probably make some of them reality 😉

Work sucks. . .especially when I’m getting distracted thinking about this hot guy I know and his fantastic body.

Hey, just wanted to let you know that if you’re ever having a hard time, like a really hard time, I’m there for you. I mean, I can give you a hand. . .or something.

I know you’re not a wizard, but I think your mouth is pretty magical. I can think of a few places I want it right now. Wait, maybe you ARE a wizard.

Just got out of the shower and had to text this really sexy guy I know. Didn’t even have time to put clothes on.

Could really use some help putting this sunscreen on right now. And I’ll need help taking the bikini off later.

Just ate dinner, but you wanna come over for dessert? Bring whipped cream and easy-to-remove clothing.

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What is your favorite thing about my body?

I love it when you run your hand through my hair.

My body tingles all over with even the slightest touch from you.

I can’t stop thinking about the last time we kissed. I got so turned on.

I’m feeling so restless right now. I can’t seem to get you off my mind.

I just got out of the shower. Getting hot and wet made me think about you.

Do you have any fantasies about me? Because I sure have some about you.

You’ve been running through my mind all day. All I want to do is pin you down on my bed.

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Just finished pleasuring myself while thinking of you for about an hour. Dang, you’re good.

If you were here right now, we definitely would not flirt at all, or hug for a little bit too long, or stare deeply into one another’s eyes, or anything fun like that.

Quick question: what do you do when there’s someone you can’t stop fantasizing about, but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?

Just wanted to let you know that I find you very attractive. And hot. And cute. And I want to put my mouth on your mouth.

If you were here right now I would tear your clothes off and shove you onto my bed and have my way with you. But you’re not, so . . . rain check?

Is it weird that all I can think about is last night? I keep replaying it in my head over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over . . .

Just put on some really crazy underwear. So many snaps! So many straps! You’ll have to help me take it off.

My roommates are gone this weekend. We can be as loud as we want tonight, and I want to be loud.

You should probably clear your schedule for tomorrow morning because I plan on staying up late with you tonight. Very late.

Let me be clear: when I see you later, I’m going to undress you button by button. I’m going to unzip your pants and take them off leg by leg. I’m going to take off your boxers and throw them against the wall. What happens next is all up to you.

If you’re not busy later, I was hoping to make passionate love to you. I hope that’s okay with you.

I’ll invite you over on one condition: you may not keep your hands to yourself. In fact, you need to tell me exactly where you’re going to put them.

There’s this guy I really like, but he can’t know. OMG! I can’t believe I sent this to you. Well, now that you know . . . wanna make out?

One, two, I want to do you. Three, four, I want you more. Five, six, don’t give me tricks. Seven, eight, don’t be late. Nine, ten, see you then.

Did you know that today is National Donut Day? I thought we could celebrate in my bedroom. I’ll bring the sugar.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Seriously though. You’re hot. I’d like to touch your shoulders right now while you take off my pants.

My dad always told me to make sure that I was treated like a princess, and you know princesses like it hot in bed. So . . .

Your body is so hot it’s making me thirsty. Was that sexy? Because I’m not wearing any clothes. Okay, that has to be sexy now.

The top three sexiest things on this earth are: your chin, your shoulders, and your . . . I think you know what I’m trying to say here.

So, I’m outside. I’m not wearing two crucial pieces of clothing, but no one is calling the cops on me. Can you guess what’s missing? Also, it’s not my shoes.

I got eight hours of sleep last night in preparation for the rager that I’m preparing to have with you starting at 8 p.m. this evening.

On the count of three, let’s both say what we’re thinking about. One . . . two . . . I really want to be naked with you right now!

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I was listening to Taylor Swift today and was totally thinking about you. JK. Just wanted an excuse to text you to say I think you’re darn handsome.

Imagine that my bed is a football field. I’m the football, and you’re running for a touchdown. See, I do like sports!

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I want you to fuck me in my new crotch less panties.

I want to suck your cock until I make you cum all over my breasts.

I want you to insert your cock but not in my vagina, deep throat!

I want you to bow me over the bathroom sink and fuck me in front of the mirror.

I want you to kiss my breasts and then rub your cock between them till your jerk off.

 I want you to dominate the hell on me, tie me up against the wall and bang me till morning.

I want you to suck my tits while I ride you and my hard nipples touch your tongue constantly.

 I want to be so brutal to you on bed that you leave my place with scratch marks and hickeys.

I want to bring out the animal in you which is why you will tear my panties with your teeth tonight.

I want your lips to touch mine and then slowly move towards my neck while your fingers feel my wet pussy.

I want to spend the night with you  in the bathroom, turn the shower on and make you gaze at my drenched tits and pussy.

When you return home you will find me fuckable as I will put whipped cream on all the essential areas for you to lick and wipe it off.

I want you to be double productive which is why I want you to finger my pussy with one hand while use your other hand to press my tits.

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Guess what I’m wearing right now?

I’m so bored I’m checking out sex toys online…

Tell me what you want to do with me after our date tonight.

If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?

This new underwear feels soooo good against my skin…

I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy…

I can’t stop sucking on lollypops today for some reason…

I’m bored and I’m lying in bed. Wanna play Simon Says with me?

I had a VERY naughty dream last night – you were definitely there…

I have a secret – I’m watching a very dirty video online right now…

I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty things… can you help me?

I’m under so many blankets and I’m still cold… I guess I should put on some clothes…

I have something I have to admit – I’ve been thinking about you all day long…

Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking.

I can’t sleep – all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…

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Did I tell you what I call my boobs?

I loved seeing you in that shirt/jeans/top/briefs last night x

Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans?

Last night I had the wildest dream…and you were in it!

I can’t stop thinking about you, get out of my head!

I’m gonna wear my fuck-me heels for our date tonight.

I know last night was our first time, but I think I’m addicted to your dick already.

What are you doing later? Mind if I drop by to blow you? – Learn 19 powerful blow job techniques here.

Tonight I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down…they only question is how far down will I go?

I’m so excited about our date tonight. If you play your cards right, then you’re going to love what I’ve got planned for later.

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I’m dying to find out if you are as good in real life as you are in my fantasies.

What’s the hottest sex you’ve ever had? I find it hot hearing this kind of stuff.

You need to come see me right away because I am getting moist just thinking about your naked body pressed up against mine.

Tell me 3 things that make you the most excited… I’ll make sure you get at least 2 out of 3… Deal?

I love the way you kiss me, I love to feel your soft and wet kisses on my neck and the way you gently bite my earlobes. It makes me wet!

Dirty Text Messages For Her Long Distance

I bought new panties. Want to see?’’

My legs are missing you in between them!’

I’m out for lunch and…I’m not wearing any underwear!’

I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it?’

Have I told you how hot it is when I feel you on top of me?’

I’m imagining what it would be like if you were here with me right now…’

I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I will do the next time I see you…’

I just got up and now I have this uncontrollable urge to kiss you long and hard.’

If I was next to you tonight and you had three wishes, what would they be?’ *Wink*

I can’t stop thinking about some very, very dirty things… Can you help me?’

My ceiling is so boring, I wish I could see you on top of me instead!’

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I want to be driven by you in car at midnight and get fucked senselessly on the car hood.

Close your eyes…now picture yourself screaming my name as your body explodes in wave after wave of mind-blowing ecstasy!

I want us to try the craziest s*x position ever. I have been wishing and dreaming it for so long that I go crazy whenever I think about it.

Right now I’m thinking about how much I’d love to be in your bed, ripping off your clothes and kissing every inch of your perfect body.

I want to push you on the bed, tear your shirt and crawl between your legs to give you the best blowjob of your life.

I want you to see me ride on you and you will have handcuffs on, so that you can look but can’t touch. How about a reverse cowgirl and a scrumptious chocolaty blowjob?

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Dirty Text Messages To Turn Her On

I want you wet and ready tonight.

I can’t wait to feel your thighs squeezing my head.

Tonight you’re going to be wined, dined, and 69-ed.

How do you want it: slow and gentle or hard and fast?

Bet you can’t wait for my tongue to be between your legs.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many orgasms do you want tonight?

I’d like to eat out tonight—after we get back from the restaurant.

Just a warning: you’re not going to be able to walk straight after tonight.

I’ve got a question for you: me on top, you on top, or me from behind? I mean, which one first.

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I love feeling your soft, silky skin against me.

Have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? Be honest…

I hope you have a license because you’re driving me crazy.

Ever been to heaven before? How about I take you there tonight?

If you could do anything you want to me, what would you do?

What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about me? I know what mine is about you…

I was just thinking about how stunning you looked last night and I cannot get you out of my mind.

I must say that I am very jealous of your mirror. Every time you look into it, it’s got the pleasure of looking back at you.

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Make out with any of your body parts to any sensual song and take a short clip

Pick up a random kids’ book and read it out loud in the most seductive voice

Go take your clothes off and perform a whole set of different somersaults

Using your hands, demonstrate a vivid description of your favorite sexual technique

Pick a banana or a carrot and take a video of you trying to put a condom on it

Show the least sexy part of your body through a video, describing why you dislike it

Go to the bathroom and take a voice recording of you making loud annoying grunting sounds.

Pretend you are making sweet love to the couch for the next two minutes. Make it as real as possible

Dirty Good Morning Text Messages For Him

It’s a beautiful day. The only thing that would make it better would be to spend it with you.

Morning, babe, I’m getting up and hopping in the shower. Maybe we should shower together tomorrow?

What are you having for breakfast this morning? I know something that can be your dessert… Good morning my boo

I’m going to have a good time in the shower this morning thinking about what we were doing last night! I love you!

I’m playing with myself right now! When are you coming home? How many rhythmic muscular contractions do you think you can give me tonight? I’m going to scream so loud tonight.

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I think we should be friends with benefits. Would you like that?

If you knew that my answer was a “yes,” what would you ask me?

How do you like your eggs? Fried, over-easy, sunny-side up, or fertilized?

Would you rather be eaten by a dinosaur or hang out with me this Saturday?

It’s Sunday and I’m really bored at home. Care to join me for a Sunday Fun-day?

How many flirty text messages do I need to send to you in order to make you mine?

I’m so distracted by you, even in my thoughts. Could you stop being so hot for a second?

If Einstein was such a genius, why didn’t he invent a time machine so that he could travel to the future and come see you?

Dirty Good Morning Text Messages For Her

Great morning! Let me know if you need some help getting into trouble later.

The time we spent together last evening was awesome. I hope you have a wonderful day today!

Good Morning. I wanted you to know that I was thinking about you. How did you sleep last night?

With a more confident and direct girl, you can play a bit more straightforward and even gently provocative

Hey, good morning. Josh here, the cute guy from the bar You, me, picnique next Saturday. I can’t wait to see you.

Wake up, my sweetheart! Meet a new day, you are happy, healthy, and loved by me, life is beautiful, enjoy it!

Hello, beautiful, you were the first most beautiful though in my mind as I woke up this cool morning, just wanted to say a good morning to the one that means the whole world to me.

Meet a new day, sweetheart! I will fill it with my unconditional love, burning passion, hours of laughter and endless happiness!

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